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Berserker Valhalla Vanilla Pouches

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Berserker Valhalla Vanilla – Sweet Vanilla Ice Cream Caffeine Pouches

100mg Caffeine • Nootropic-Enhanced • Tobacco-Free • Nicotine-Free • Made in the USA

In the sacred halls of Valhalla, warriors feast on the finest offerings of the gods—and now you can too. Valhalla Vanilla delivers a smooth, sweet vanilla flavor that tastes like a towering scoop of melty ice cream crowned with whipped cream. Rich, creamy, decadent… and blessed by Odin himself.

This isn’t just a flavor—it’s a reward for warriors who’ve earned their place among legends.

⚡ 100mg of Clean Caffeine + Nootropic Focus in Every Pouch

Valhalla Vanilla combines indulgent dessert flavor with a hard-hitting nootropic energy stack built for clarity, endurance, and all-day focus:

  • Alpha GPC – enhances cognitive power

  • Theobromine – smooth, long-lasting uplift

  • L-Tyrosine – supports focus under heavy workloads

  • GABA – calm, controlled alertness

  • Taurine – energy stability and endurance

  • 100mg of Caffeine – fast, reliable stimulation without the sugar crash

Pure, clean energy—crafted for warriors worthy of the gods.

🍦 Sweet Vanilla Flavor Worthy of the Great Hall

Creamy vanilla flavor meets subtle indulgent sweetness, making this pouch perfect for:

  • All-day energy without bitterness

  • Work shifts and early mornings

  • Gym sessions

  • Gaming and focus-heavy tasks

  • Anyone who prefers bold energy in a dessert-style flavor

Smooth, sweet, satisfying—without nicotine, sugar, or artificial junk.

🛡️ Zero Tobacco. Zero Nicotine. Zero Sugar. All Valhalla Power.

A clean, powerful alternative for anyone ditching dip or heavy energy drinks:

  • 100% tobacco-free

  • 100% nicotine-free

  • 100% sugar-free

  • 2000mg total caffeine per can

Taste the sweetness—feel the strength.

⚔️ Ditch the Energy Drinks. GO BERSERK.

Skip the sugary cans and chemical-packed drinks. Valhalla Vanilla gives you creamy flavor + clean, nootropic-driven energy in one simple pouch.

🌟 Dessert of the Gods. Strength of a Warrior.

Claim your can of Valhalla Vanilla—or try the entire Berserker flavor arsenal in the Berserker Sampler Pack.

Hand
crafted

Made with
Black tea leaves

Made in
America

Zero
Sugar

Tobacco &
Nicotine Free

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Average Customer Rating: 5.00 out of 5 stars

Total Number of Reviews: 1 customer reviews

Customer Satisfaction Level: Excellent - Highly Satisfied Customers

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    Review Title: Very on brand

    Customer Rating: 5 out of 5 stars (Excellent)

    Reviewer Name: Haydn B. (Verified Purchase)

    Review Date: 2025-07-18

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    Quality! Quality! Quality! This took no time at all to get here and you talk about FLAVOR OMG but this rn you won’t regret it!!!!!
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